Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
- V for Vendetta

Elaine  LeeVoon  Linnnette  May
Designer: inkSPLASH
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title: 7
date: Wednesday, March 26, 2008 @ 8:39 PM

"hi vanessa, come study me NOWWWWWWWWWWW!" says French.


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vanessa screams and wails. French narrows her eyes, and slowly approaches her...

"Muahahaha, this will make you..."French brandishes a gleaming parang and dangerously places it on Vanessa's GPA. "How about I give your GPA a little cut......" The parang's blade is at the one eighth mark of her end-of-year GPA. Vanessa's heart skips a hundred and twenty eight beats.

"OK OK OK DONT TOUCH MY GPA! I WILL STUDY YOU! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?" Vanessa sighs in despair . She thought she had satisfied French, but this proved not to be the case.

"DID YOU THINK I WOULD LET YOU OFF THAT EASILY? HAHA! NOOOOOOO. I WILL SLOWLY KILL YOU STILL, THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN LIVE THROUGH MY TORTURE IS TO STUDY EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGG. STARTING NOW! THIS MINUTE! THIS SECOND! GO ON, CHOP CHOP! GET STARTED!" French snaps her fingers and pushes Vanessa to the pile of notes.

"Tata darrrrrrling see you on FRIDAY! " (apparently at this point in time, French has morphed from a parang-wielding ninja into some auntie-sh matron)

"oh no." Vanessa squeaks in a small voice

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!