Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
- V for Vendetta

Elaine  LeeVoon  Linnnette  May
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title: COME IN AND PERISH
date: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 @ 8:40 PM

YOU WON'T BLOODY DIE IF YOU DON'T OPEN THE BLOODY WINDOW!!!!

I WILL BLOODY DIE IF YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!@#$# THE HOUSE IS NOT THE BLOODY BOTANIC GARDENS.THERE IS NO BLOODY ECOSYSTEM HERE TO SUPPORT. THE BLOODY PRICKS JUST ANNOY ME. I REPEAT, THEY ARE BLOODY ANNOYING!!!!!

THEY SWARM AROUND THE LIGHTS AND DROP THEIR BLOODY WINGS ON MY HOMEWORK, CHAIR, FLOOR ETCETCETCETCETC. THIS IS NOT A BLOODY FLYING-ANT DEADHOUSE. IT IS NOT!!!!

JUST. CLOSE. THE WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT FRESH AIR HUH?!?!?! IF YOU LIKE CARBON MONOXIDE, THEN GO ON, BREATHE DEEP!!!!!!! I DON'T CARE FOR SOME QUASI-FRESH AIR. I DON'T HAVE A BLOODY RAINFOREST OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.

SO DON'T BLOODY OPEN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I HATE FLYING ANTS AND ALL BLOODY INSECTS. RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

title: Spring
date: Sunday, November 2, 2008 @ 10:15 PM

Finally, I emerge from my cave to come out and blog.

Frankly speaking, I have been pretty sick of blogging, simply because I have no idea what I intend to declare to the whole (virtual) world. Either that, or I forget what I want to write when the posting box appears in front of me.

In any case, I'm making an effort here now! I doubt anyone reads this blog, so just as well @_@

The new um, URL is, I repeat, NOT ME! I know it is the impression 99.9% (okay, make that 100) of the people around me get. But seriously, I do not spend my time fantasising all things pornographic or horny. It is, not my fault, if I am constantly exposed to such unholy, sinful elements. After all, there has to be an unlucky person to receive all these content on the behalf of the rest who are, most fortunately, uncorrupted. As you can all see, I am that unlucky person, so please thank me for bearing this burden, and for exposing YOU to such stuff and preventing you from coming across such things through other... much less appropriate avenues.

In any case, I have been tagged to do one of those quizzes by May and Amelia. Two girls, very nice. Here it goes, watch the inexperienced moi take my second foray into the world of blog quizzes....

Veture Numero Dos:

1) The person who tagged you is?
May and Amelia.

2) Your relationship with him/her is?
Classmates/friends

3) Your 5 impressions of him/her?
Hilarious, chatty, likely to be straight, amiable and generally, nice people to hang around with!

4) The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Oh! Always being there for me to talk to

5) The most memorable thing he/she has said to you?
oh, everything is memorable! ♥ ( nice escape on my part!! :D)

6) If he/she becomes your lover, what will happen?
by right, lesbian trysts are supposed to result. however, i insist on being a law-abiding, conventional citizen and therefore will politely reject any of their advances towards me.

7) If he/she becomes your lover, the thing he/she has to improve on will be?
being able to handle my rejection and still admire me nonetheless

8) If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
both of us shall run for presidency to FIGHT IT OUT, with the nation being our judges

9) reason being?
its time for Singapore to have a female president.

10) You want to tell for him/her is What do you want to tell him or her?
This quiz thing, is nonsensical.

11) Your overall impression of him/her is?
i add on to my earlier statement. this is nonsensical, and repetitive.

12) How do you think people around you feel about you?
okay, people, time to come clean like hilary duff. generally they'd think that i'm well......lewd and lavatorial. yes.

13) The characteristics you love of yourself are?
Being alive ( for now)

14) On the contrary, characteristics you hate of yourself are?
Everything else...?

15) The most ideal person you want to be is?
The most ideal person.

17) Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.

- any 10 people who feel that yes, hilary duff has touched them enough to come clean with me now. oops dang. the bottom part of the quiz involves the 10 people.yowwwwww okay, fine. 5 people from amelias list and 5 from may's.

1. May
2. Lee Voon
3. Clarisse Chu
4. Huiyi
5. LiTing

-from may-
6. Yunan
7. Clarisse Teo (replaced with someone I know better)
8.Amelia(replaces Chunzi, whom I think should be June!??!)
9.June
10. Lianne


BETTER DO THE QUIZ.

18) Who is no. 6 having a relationship with? (yunan)
oh no idea. she is made out to be very scandalous so...

19) Is no. 9 a female or a male? (june)
looks like a female

20) If no.7 and no.10 are together, will it be a good thing? (clarisse teo and lianne)
ooh! i'm quite sure they're straight. but there will always be screaming from clarisse teo when lianne's around

21) What is no.2 studying? (Lee Voon)
all things academic and musical

22) When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3? (Clarisse Chu)
Few days ago

23) What kind of music band does no. 8 like? (Amelia)
haha bands that make emotional songs, i'm guessing five for fighting, three doors down blablabla

24) Does no.1 have any siblings? (May)
A brother. Amelia, you got this wrong!! muahahaha

25) Will you woo no.3? (Clarisse Chu)
If we were of different sexes, then yes, perhaps.

26) How about no.7? (Clarisse Teo)
Please see qn 25.

27) Is no.4 single? (Huiyi)
I should think so

28) What is the surname of no. 5? (LiTing)
Ho. Merry christmas ! hohohoho

29) What is the hobby of no. 10? (Lianne)
Um, not too sure. Doing gymnastics? Laughing, poking people and whatnot

30) Does no.5 and no.9 get along well? (LiTing and June)
I think so. Actually, yes, they seem fine with each other.

31) Where is no.2 studying at? (Lee Voon)
School

32) Say something about no. 1. (May)
MAYbe i won't say anything

33) Have you tried developing feelings for no. 8? (Amelia)
No.

34) Where does no.9 live? (June)
I think it's yishun.

35) What color does no.4 like? (Huiyi)
not too sure. yellow?

36) Are no.1 and no.5 best friends? (May and LiTing)
I doubt they know each other very well

37) Does no.1 have any pets? (May)
No? Perhaps fishes. Oh wait, it's a guitar.

38) Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world? (Clarisse Teo)
I have not evaluated her sex appeal of any sorts so far, so, I have no idea.

39) What is no. 10 doing now? (Lianne)
oops. um, talking to people, going out? :)
__________END OF FORAY NO.2__________________

yuck, the answers are hardly interesting.
Tomorrow marks the last day of Lower Secondary. That day has always been foreseen but thought of as unreachable. Yet now, it has descended on us. Once again, Time has overtaken us. But what else is there to do, than to watch Time speed past us and far ahead into the horizon?

title: unshackled from the gaul, and the motherland
date: Sunday, October 12, 2008 @ 8:12 PM

hello all

finally, i have been acquitted and now released from the Gaul and the Motherland! yahoo. please embrace me readily, integrate me into your society ( aka yellow ribbon project). meaning, DO NOT DITCH ME!!! >;( aka leaving me to trudge home alone. or else, i will certainly write a whiny pop song about shitty (boy)friends.

however, seeing that i AM really full of attitoood and a rock star, i will Shrug It Off, because Corpse Bride has proven to be a worthy companion oozing with Tim Burton's eccentric brilliancy!

This post is unstrucured and contentless, because there is nothimg much to say when you're typing in a little white box. no connection, no inspiration. no sparks are flying. HUFF

thats all i have to announce to the world wide web now. toodley doo

title: NUMBER SEVEN
date: Saturday, August 16, 2008 @ 11:33 AM

TOO INCREDIBLE

phelpsphelpsphelpsphelps

i cannot believe i missed this match! and its not on youtube or anything.

imagine how thrilling it would be

AHHHHHHHH

title: olympics!
date: Friday, August 15, 2008 @ 9:17 PM

august has been such a blast because......



The opening ceremony is just astounding! Since words cannot describe and pictures are 1000 words, I think I might have just reached the word limit of a university thesis essay with these:






Photos are from Getty Images, through this.
CLICK THE PHOTOS TO SEE THEM IN FULLSIZED GLORY!

Things just get better after the opening:




the second picture is from lianhezaobao. HE NEEDS TO BE ON THE BACK PAGE AS WELL!
the other pictures of him are mostly, um, topless. it is meant for people who admire him in some other way. ha

Enough said. He is just too good to be human!


anyway didn't get to see any gymnastics ;(. swimming is thrilling, diving is quite nice too





okay thats all. so sad. sunday is the day i die-- last day for phelps. argh. on the bright side, singapore is getting a medal, so, it's cool.

work overload beckons. AHHHH missing Phelps on saturday

LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS SEEMS A LOOONG WAY! >:C

gahhh. work is waiting, toodley-doo!

title: midnight oil
date: Sunday, August 3, 2008 @ 12:31 AM

NINTH MEMBER OF THE G89 SUMMIT

I am burning so much midnight oil that it is my turn to take Bush's line from him.

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter!"

title: ham
date: Thursday, July 31, 2008 @ 7:42 PM

Argh. My life is sliding all the way down this steep slope. Unfortunately, the slope is full of bumps and little hard unknown earth things that jut out, like rock, pebbles, grainy things, insect carcasses, whatever, which explains why my life is scratched and lacerated so badly. Millions of Potter-scars! I am selling them for $20 each, these life scars can be stuck to your forehead if you like.

Frumpygrumpy. Exams are casting a come-hither look, and surprisingly I ALWAYS resist. Yes, I can completely ignore all these signals. Ha, well what can you say? I'm just really right minded and virtuous. TEEHEEHEE.